Wonderland Wives by Buddy Thomas
Performance dated TBD!
Wonderland Wives is intended for mature audiences with very immature tastes. Cinderella’s Prince Charming is serving ten years in the pen, Belle’s house is overrun with little monsters, Alice has been hitting the caterpillar’s pipe a little too hard lately & Snow White’s husband has shacked up with the three little pigs. Now she’s keeping up appearances as the fairest in the land with the help of a little girdle and a lot of hair dye & trying to keep Belle from draining the royal booze reserves & Cindy from inhaling the banquet table. When Briar Rose comes home from rehab with the face of a beauty & Charming returns from prison with the libido of a beast, the desperate housewives of the magical kingdom are forced to grapple with princely infidelity, poison apples & Cindy’s appetite for creamy poofs & brutal revenge. This fractured fairy tale brings an arched brow & an eye for dark, sexy hilarity to the Ever After that keeps going long after the Happily fades away.